- Joined
- Jul 27, 2018
Let's all cosplay as Shenmue characters, get a massive crowd of us and do a flash mob dance outside Sega HQ. Get a professional videographer to shoot it and then get it to go viral online.
Failing that, we all start calling into random daytime television shows around the world, pretend we are talking about the topic at hand, but then just slip in "yeah, but what I think really matters, Michael (or whatever the host is called), is getting Shenmue 4. Yu Suzuki, Sega, we need Shenmue 4". Try those political shows too where they pick up a bunch of culture war nonsense and try to be as divisive as possible. "Well, yes, Piers. I do think immigration is a very important issue. I for one am absolutely sick of our politicians ignoring the public on this particular issue... The issue I am of course talking about is WHERE IS SHENMUE 4!? WHY ARE NONE OF OUR POLITICAL PARTIES TALKING ABOUT SHENMUE?"
Failing that, we all start calling into random daytime television shows around the world, pretend we are talking about the topic at hand, but then just slip in "yeah, but what I think really matters, Michael (or whatever the host is called), is getting Shenmue 4. Yu Suzuki, Sega, we need Shenmue 4". Try those political shows too where they pick up a bunch of culture war nonsense and try to be as divisive as possible. "Well, yes, Piers. I do think immigration is a very important issue. I for one am absolutely sick of our politicians ignoring the public on this particular issue... The issue I am of course talking about is WHERE IS SHENMUE 4!? WHY ARE NONE OF OUR POLITICAL PARTIES TALKING ABOUT SHENMUE?"