Let's settle this - What are the lyrics to the "COOL Z SONG"?

[Heartbeats]

post your translations

 

[Mystere]

Something, something, something, something, something, HEY YOU!! something something

 

[The Wolf King]

I'm looking for sailors

Searching hi and low

Im looking for sailors....

Hey you!

 

[RyoHazuki84]

A diss track to Nintendo?

 

[Let's Get Sweaty]

I believe the children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride
To make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be

Everybody's searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone who fulfilled my needs
A lonely place to be
And so I learned to depend on me

I decided long ago never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I'll live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity

Because the greatest love of all is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all inside of me

The greatest love of all is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest love of all

I believe the children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride
To make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be

I decided long ago never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I'll live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity

Because the greatest love of all is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all inside of me

The greatest love of all is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest love of all

And if, by chance, that special place
That you've been dreaming of
Leads you to a lonely place
Find your strength in love

 

[Drakub]

Someone posted this on the YouTube comments. Not sure if it's 100% accurate but it sounds right to me!

You hit the man in the front
You fight the leather attack
You hit the man on the left
B'cause I'm down with drinkin'

You hit the man in the front
You fight the leather attack
You hit the man on the left
B'cause I'm down with drink-

Hey you!
I don't know you!
But I'm a slave to you
I hate you!
Don't walk around here (yo!)

I'm gonna take away from everything
Take a ride don't gimme a ride!

You hit the man in the front
You fight the leather attack
You hit the man on the left
B'cause I'm down with drinkin'

 

[Zoyous]

hit the lab, you funky
you find the line of attack
you hit the man to the left
because i'm down with drinking

hey you!
i ain't know you
but i ain't fake to you
i hate you
don't want to listen you - EVER!
i'm gonna take you away from neighborhoods
just a lie
don't do them right

 

[BlueMue]

I am much too spoiled by the lyrics found on Youtube by now but I remember two lines that I used to hear and still associate with this song to this day.

"You get the Metal and Punk"
"Hey you! I fly! And that's thanks to you."

 

[AnimeGamer183]

Someone posted this on the YouTube comments. Not sure if it's 100% accurate but it sounds right to me!

You hit the man in the front
You fight the leather attack
You hit the man on the left
B'cause I'm down with drinkin'

You hit the man in the front
You fight the leather attack
You hit the man on the left
B'cause I'm down with drink-

Hey you!
I don't know you!
But I'm a slave to you
I hate you!
Don't walk around here (yo!)

I'm gonna take away from everything
Take a ride don't gimme a ride!

You hit the man in the front
You fight the leather attack
You hit the man on the left
B'cause I'm down with drinkin'

Sounds like those lyrics could be a modern day hip hop hit actually.

 

[Zoyous]

This is like an audio Rorschach test. Everybody's interpretations are hilarious, and if you listen while reading them, they all pretty much work.

 

[Truck_1_0_1_]

Someone posted this on the YouTube comments. Not sure if it's 100% accurate but it sounds right to me!

You hit the man in the front
You fight the leather attack
You hit the man on the left
B'cause I'm down with drinkin'

You hit the man in the front
You fight the leather attack
You hit the man on the left
B'cause I'm down with drink-

Hey you!
I like you!
But I'm a slave to you
I hate you!
Don't walk around here (yo!)

I'm gonna take away from everything
Take a ride don't gimme a ride!

You hit the man in the front
You fight the leather attack
You hit the man on the left
B'cause I'm down with drinkin'

Yup, this is accepted I believe, as the most-correct ones lol.

I've corrected the one line that (I believe) should be corrected, as there is only one syllable in that line lol

 

[RiGoRmOrTiS]

"Mer meh mer meh hurr, meh mer her, Hey You! " And so on...

 

[Catchanysailorshere?]

I come here to wank all day,

Take a ride don't gimmie a ride.

 

[RyoHazuki84]

The OG mumble rap?