Off the floor like an animal.
Q. What's the worst you have ever been pissed off and what's the worst you have reacted when being pissed off?
Ohhhhhhhhhh man do I have a story for you.
So back in my college days, I lived in a house with four other roommates. It was the worst. One of my roommates (aka "shitty roommate"), on top of avoiding paying bills, stole food (he also stole my dishes, whatever was returned to the kitchen wasn't washed, it would sit in the sink until someone else did it. I could write a whole list of the shitty things he did).
It was frustrating because I wasn't making much money myself, and I would go grocery shopping only to find my stuff gradually going missing. Everyone in the house did not like shitty roommate, and we all had theories that it was him who would steal because all of us had stuff that would go missing.
One late night I got back grocery shopping, bought ingredients to make food, but when I went to prepare it the next day, some of my ingredients were gone.
I was furious, I was seeing red.
The culprit also had a history of also stealing milk that I bought, so I grabbed the jug, took a bottle of vodka from the freezer, and filled a quarter of the jug with it. I screwed the cap back on, shook the jug a bit, and placed it back in the fridge. I also broke the door rack from slamming the door too hard, that was my bad.
The next day I came home from work and my other roommate (who's also a good friend of mine) asked if I smelled puke. I said no, and he said when he got home the kitchen smelled really bad of vomit. He said that the only person who's been home all day was shitty roommate.
I told him what I did, checked the milk and saw that someone drank some (BINGO!), and we both lost it. The shitty roommate had a swig of a vodka/milk mix that's been sitting overnight and probably threw up in the sink.
My food was never stolen again.
Q: Do you have a shitty roommate story? Please share!